Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.

— Bill Nye   (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

It’s not that I can’t fall in love. It’s really that I can’t help falling in love with too many things all at once. So, you must understand why I can’t distinguish between what’s platonic and what isn’t, because it’s all too much and not enough at the same time.

Jack Kerouac  (via ontelbaar)

I swear people only pass by me in the library when I’m on a tumblr break, making me look unproductive.. I’ve been doing work guys!.. really though.. Like that one paragraph I wrote an hour ago. that shit was genius. I deserve this!

nickelodeonkids:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

nickelodeonkids:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

tommy-shepherds:

tommy-shepherds:

My roommate told me I can’t eat this whole cake

I am really offended like honestly bitch

If anyone can eat this whole cake

IT IS ME

Hey guys PSA

Don’t ever eat a whole cake out of some misplaced sense of pride

You will cry and your roommate will take pictures of you crying with cake on your face

Or, everyone in the auditorium will rise from their seats and cheer your name, “BRUCE! BRUCE! YOU CAN DO IT, BRUCIE!!” And you will humiliate the Trunchbull, and everyone will love you.

queernonywolf:

i want this cake
for every birthday

queernonywolf:

i want this cake

for every birthday

the-redneck-sideofme:

best one ever…. you win at life.